Boys, so how did you get those nasty scars?
Scraping a tree while stealing apples from a neighbor…
Bullriding…
Jumping off a wall to see if you could do it…
Running away from an angry neighbor dog…
Fighting at war…
Singing in a lonely street at night…
Getting hit in the head with a rock…
Stepping on a broken bottle at the beach…
Melting play dough into your skin…
Protecting good citizens from bad people…
Well, mine weren’t that picturesque, heroic or fun. Not much to talk about, really, but still.
I brought a new human being to the world.
Happy International Bitches Day, y’all!
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